About

Hi! I’m John Bertotti

Retired

After spending 33 years as a teacher (almost half of which I shared a class with my wife), I am retired. I look forward to taking long evening walks with my lovely wife. I home-school my kids (sort-of…like right now). I am a father of seven and grandfather of 3.

I like:

pina coladas
gettin’ caught in the rain
not being into yoga
and having 1/2 a brain (that’s all that is left it seems)
getting’ cozy on the dunes of the cape
nice big sausage covered in gravy

I don’t like:

ants in the bathroom
cold feet
cold hands on my back
cold days
hot days
getting left out on a nice Swiss dinner

Contact Me……. if you really, really, really want to very, very, very badly